Rocket Boy Dogewater ($DOGEWATR)🚀

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My dear friends, fellows, countrymen, I come bearish… I mean bearing.. great news! Not long ago I asked a friend how I could get my hands on inverse SpaceX exposure, and could not find such a safe haven. It is with great honor I announce that I’ve become the change I want to see in this wretched world! Say hello to my shit… I mean, memecoin! It has ROCKET IN THE NAME! What could go wrong?😆 Its sole purpose in this world is to draw liquidity from Elon on his most fateful day of speedrunning trillionaire status. To buy $5 of Rocket Boy Dogewater is to yank $5 from the purse of the president’s First Lady, and for that, you can boast an entire lifetime, straight into the nursing home where you’ll inevitably mint shit stains daily for your robonurse who refuses to wear that low crop blouse you bought her last Valentine’s Day. Anyway, quick! Sense of urgency! Pornstars on yachts! TikTok celebrity endorsements! Presidential rug pulls! You know the drill by now. Perhaps the real SpaceX IPO was the money we gambled along the way. (Real talk, I only put a few bucks into this to get a feel for dev stuff. I don’t care about ya $5 liquidity. Have fun with it, I’ll be afk except to airdrop tokens to folks who guided me down this weird road.)✌️   submitted by   /u/GrannyRocketeer [link]   [comments]